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| s1e1 | Pilot | 2003-09-22 | more info |
Charlie's life gets a little more complicated when his brother, Alan, and son, Jake, move in with him after his wife confesses her lesbian lifestyle and throws him out of the house. Alan later leaves after finding his son playing poker and moves in with his mother, Evelyn. Charlie realizes how lonely it is without them and invites them back. Rating: 9.64/10 Views: 17282 Comments: 0 Favorite: 22 times |
| s1e2 | Big Flappy Bastards | 2003-09-29 | more info |
Charlie finds it hard to enforce the rules Alan has set out for his son. After Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, Charlie gets very upset. Jake tries to get Charlie to forgive him. Alan starts doing chores and errands for Judith, trying to get them back together. After one of his tasks, she kisses him, leading him to believe that things will be back to normal. Watching Two And A Half Men online could not be any easier than iwatchtwoandahalfmen.com.Rating: 10.00/10 Views: 9015 Comments: 0 Favorite: 11 times |
| s1e3 | Go East On Sunset Until You Reach The Gates Of Hell | 2003-10-06 | more info |
After spending a day at Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to his mothers‘ house, to have her take care of him. This sends Alan into a state of misery, as he realizes he‘s losing his wife, and son. After drinking the boys take a cab home, but at one point they end up at their mothers, where they try to tell her what they think of her, but fail in getting the point across. Watching Two And A Half Men online could not be any easier than iwatchtwoandahalfmen.com.Rating: 9.67/10 Views: 7323 Comments: 0 Favorite: 7 times |
| s1e4 | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going To Take A Nap | 2003-10-13 | more info |
Berta, the housekeeper, quits after experiencing Alan's demanding ways. Alan decides he could be the housekeeper, but does not work. Alan decides to hunt her down and bring her back, leaving Charlie to get ready for dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to date other guys, both tasks become harder than expected. Rating: 9.86/10 Views: 7139 Comments: 0 Favorite: 4 times |
| s1e5 | The Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump | 2003-10-20 | more info |
After a trip to Las Vegas Charlie decides to go to Jake's soccer game like he promised. There, he meets a soccer mom and they hit it off. Alan goes to a meeting with some soccer moms about creating a newsletter, but does not realize they have other plans for the night. Stream all the latest Two And A Half Men episodes only at iwatchtwoandahalfmen.com for free.Rating: 10.00/10 Views: 6476 Comments: 1 Favorite: 10 times |
| s1e6 | Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys? | 2003-10-27 | more info |
Charlie gets in over his head after he tells Jake to avoid certain calls he doesn't want which creates a dinner plan for Charlie and his mother. When Charlie meets her new boyfriend's daughter, he realizes it is one of the people he is trying to avoid. Free Two And A Half Men episodes at iwatchtwoandahalfmen.com allows you to watch Two And A Half Men online for free.Rating: 8.75/10 Views: 5911 Comments: 0 Favorite: 9 times |
| s1e7 | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake | 2003-11-03 | more info |
For a class assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of one of Charlie's surfer friends, which in turn, worries his mother. Alan then starts to get worried about Judith when she becomes friends with the surfer girl. Watch Two And A Half Men online at iwatchtwoandahalfmen.com.Rating: 10.00/10 Views: 5900 Comments: 0 Favorite: 6 times |
| s1e8 | Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without A Snoot-ful | 2003-11-10 | more info |
Alan tricks Charlie in leading Jake and his classmates in the music show along with Alan and Judith. Rating: 10.00/10 Views: 6032 Comments: 0 Favorite: 6 times |
| s1e9 | Phase One, Complete | 2003-11-17 | more info |
Jake befriends one of Charlie's one-night stands, which Charlie does not like as it furthers the relationship that Charlie does not want to continue. Watch this episode on watch Two And A Half Men online for free.Rating: 9.25/10 Views: 5364 Comments: 0 Favorite: 10 times |
| s1e10 | Merry Thanksgiving | 2003-11-24 | more info |
To try and prove to his girlfriend that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner at his house. Rating: 10.00/10 Views: 5262 Comments: 0 Favorite: 10 times |
| s1e11 | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | 2003-12-15 | more info |
After bumping into Judith and her new boyfriend at the movies, Alan decides to change his look to try and get back into the dating scene, and to impress his son. Online Two And A Half Men episodes can be found at iwatchtwoandahalfmen.com for free.Rating: 10.00/10 Views: 5494 Comments: 0 Favorite: 7 times |
| s1e12 | Camel Filters + Pheromones | 2004-01-05 | more info |
Berta becomes forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work for a day. The boys like this because they get very preoccupied with her. Watch free Two And A Half Men episodes online at iwatchtwoandahalfmen.com.Rating: 10.00/10 Views: 5448 Comments: 0 Favorite: 6 times |
| s1e13 | Sara Like Puny Alan | 2004-01-12 | more info |
Charlie gets a double date with a hot neighbor and her sister and needs to take Alan along. The trouble is, Alan got sick from Jake so Charlie takes him to a steam room to heal him. It works for Alan, but Charlie becomes ill, but won't cancel the date at any cost. Rating: 10.00/10 Views: 5057 Comments: 0 Favorite: 17 times |
| s1e14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas | 2004-02-02 | more info |
Charlie's accountant Stan tries to explain Charlie's financial problems to him. Watch this episode on watch Two And A Half Men online for free.Rating: 10.00/10 Views: 4756 Comments: 0 Favorite: 47 times |
| s1e15 | Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick (1) | 2004-02-09 | more info |
Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Franky against Alan's constant arguments about the woman. iwatchtwoandahalfmen.com, the ultimate community to watch Two And A Half Men online.Rating: 7.00/10 Views: 4869 Comments: 0 Favorite: 19 times |
| s1e16 | That Was Saliva, Alan (2) | 2004-02-16 | more info |
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why both her and her daughter are on the run, and Frankie's daughter gets a crush on Jake. Rating: 9.00/10 Views: 4650 Comments: 0 Favorite: 8 times |
| s1e17 | Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats | 2004-02-23 | more info |
Charlie gets offended after Alan chooses harebrained cousins as Jake's legal guardians in the event of his death. Rating: 9.50/10 Views: 5257 Comments: 0 Favorite: 4 times |
| s1e18 | An Old Flame With A New Wick | 2004-03-01 | more info |
Charlie is stunned to find out that one of his ex-girlfriends had a sex change operation. iwatchtwoandahalfmen.com, the ultimate community to watch Two And A Half Men online.Rating: 10.00/10 Views: 5659 Comments: 0 Favorite: 14 times |
| s1e19 | I Remember The Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You | 2004-03-22 | more info |
At Jake's birthday party Judith's sister Liz hits on Alan while Evelyn prefers to drink alcohol than eat cake. Two And A Half Men episodes can be watched online at iwatchtwoandahalfmen.com.Rating: 9.60/10 Views: 5391 Comments: 0 Favorite: 7 times |
| s1e20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark | 2004-04-19 | more info |
When Jake starts playing guitar non-stop, Judith thinks it is because he is having a hard time dealing with the divorce. She suggests that he sees a therapist, which Alan does not agree with at the beginning, but agrees later on. This summary has been brought to you by watch Two And A Half Men online website, iwatchtwoandahalfmen.com.Rating: 8.50/10 Views: 4622 Comments: 0 Favorite: 7 times |
| s1e21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing | 2004-05-03 | more info |
Charlie puts Alan's divorce settlement into jeopardy when he sleeps with his attorney, Laura. Rating: 9.25/10 Views: 4747 Comments: 0 Favorite: 8 times |
| s1e22 | My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet | 2004-05-10 | more info |
Charlie tries to cure Alan of his recent sleepwalking adventures; Jake goes and sees a therapist. Stream all the latest Two And A Half Men episodes only at iwatchtwoandahalfmen.com for free.Rating: 10.00/10 Views: 4500 Comments: 0 Favorite: 11 times |
| s1e23 | Just Like Buffalo | 2004-05-17 | more info |
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's support-group with other divorcees into letting Jake still spend weekends at his place. Rating: 8.75/10 Views: 4935 Comments: 0 Favorite: 27 times |
| s1e24 | Can You Feel My Finger? | 2004-05-24 | more info |
Charlie heads to the doctor for a vasectomy after a recent pregnancy scare. Rating: 10.00/10 Views: 4522 Comments: 0 Favorite: 6 times |